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- What I say: you're cute.
- What Im thinking: You are the most amazing, stunning, sweet, caring, gorgeous, adorable, funny, perfect fucking human being in the world. I love you to death and your existence in my life warms my heart. And I want nothing more than to curl up in your arms forever.</p>
- What I say: you're cute.
- What Im thinking: You are the most amazing, stunning, sweet, caring, gorgeous, adorable, funny, perfect fucking human being in the world. I love you to death and your existence in my life warms my heart. And I want nothing more than to curl up in your arms forever.
That sounds fake but okay
Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room…
so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY DOOR and yelling bc of the kitten. i’m imagining – “why is there a baby?! TIO WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY. GIVE ME BABY. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE. TIO. TIO LISTEN TO ME.”
I mean that is one angry kitten why would you hold it on its back like that? He doesn’t like
Tell my why my 11 year old dog was sniffing my phone
Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.
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Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.
please reblog this
Hello its me, the gay cat lady
This is my kitty cat. This is his kitty fat. It goes PAT-PAT-PAT.
i will reblog this every fucking day
Halloween Asks
- Bat: If you could transform into any kind of animal, what animal would you be?
- Black Cat: Are you superstitious? If so, what are you superstitious about?
- Broomstick: If you could travel anywhere in the world where would it be?
- Candy Corn: What food disgusts you the most?
- Cauldron: What is your favorite thing to cook?
- Cobwebs: One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark?
- Coffin: Are you claustrophobic?
- Demon: What is your worst flaw?
- Eerie: One thing that always creeps you out?
- Fright: What is your biggest fear?
- Ghost: If you could be reincarnated, would you come back as another human or an animal? If an animal, what kind?
- Gravestone: Ideal way you'd like to die?
- Haunted House: If you could be roommates with anyone of your choice, who would you pick?
- Hocus Pocus: What is the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?
- Howel: Your favorite kind of dog?
- Jack-o'-lantern: Do you have any scars? If so, how many?
- Monster: What is your favorite scary movie to watch in the dark?
- Mummy: Would you rather be buried or cremated when you die?
- Potion: What is your favorite thing to drink? Alcoholic and non alcoholic?
- Pumpkin: What is your favorite food around the holidays?
- Scream: Easiest way to scare you?
- Skeleton: Tell me one of your biggest secrets?
- Spooky: What was your last nightmare about?
- Trick or Treat: Tell me about the greatest prank you've ever pulled?
- Vampire: Which one are you? Early bird or night owl?
- Witch: If could have the power to cast any kind of spell, what kind of spell would you cast?
- Zombie: What is one food you always overeat?
You’re chubby? You’re a cutie
You’re skinny? A cutie
V tall? So cute
Short? Also cute
Stretch marks? Acne? Freckles? Adorable
Honestly I’m here to settle things that no matter what “flaws” you perceive about yourself that you are indeed an absolute cute and magnificent work of art 💕
heyheyhey
- cute yahoo answers (the cutest thing ever)
- emergency compliment
- draw a stickman
- coping skills and distractions
- for some reason these videos always cheer me up
- calming gif
- givesmehope (this will cheer you up it is so cute)
- calming manatee
- daily puppy
- 24/7 cute animal livestreams
- 7 cups of tea
- cute websites
- feeling ok?
- feeling stressed?
- for when u hav feelings
- for when ur sad my lil pumpkin
- happy things
- positivity tag
- trekkie care package
- live kitty cam
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playlists // don’t be down / happy, happy, happy / cheer up!! / feeling down? / upbeat / for when you’re feeling sad.. /be happy! / songs to listen to when you are feeling sad. /anxiety/panic attacks / dashboard session / nostalgic. / it’s okay, not be okay. / anxiety’s lullaby / don’t be sad / songs that make you feel better / hey man, it’ll be okay. / note to self. / forget about it /
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HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
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- turn the lights on and open a window
- eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
- find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
- take a long, relaxing bath
- do yourself up in full make up and hair
- be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
- watch something funny on netflix
- wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
- immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
- lose yourself in a really good book or movie
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- un-disgruntle yourself
- comfort someone
- be comforted
- go to a quiet place
- press a magic button and fix everything
- get a hug
- see something cute
- hear rain noises
- play cute games
- cut something/someone (blood)
- break something
- open a window
- have a guided relaxation
- listen to nature sounds (or here)
- do nothing for 2 minutes
- play the piano
- make cute ecards
- make cool music (ex.)
- get an idea for what to do
- avoid boredom
- watch a dream
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(sorry if some of these repeat, im bad at keeping track uwu)
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