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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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der-hornmeister: “ hickeywiththegoodhair: “ vastderp: “ jumpingjacktrash: “ bossubossupromode: “ s-p-giffy: “ bunjywunjy: “ setheverman: “ 4gifs: “ Japanese Sumo robots ” this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on ” the...
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Japanese Sumo robots

setheverman

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

bunjywunjy

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

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(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

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or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

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WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

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FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

s-p-giffy

IT GOT BETTER!!!

bossubossupromode

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

jumpingjacktrash

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

vastderp

!!!

hickeywiththegoodhair

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lads im goin into cardiac arrest

der-hornmeister

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

i-am-thornqueen
nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021

Idk how to explain to people that the US isn't declining into fascism, it's been a fascist state since the moment it started with genocide and slavery.

nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021

People on this post keep insisting that it's not fascism because of lack of authoritarianism and not realizing that that's the fucking point.

There was a lack of authoritarianism for most people, most notably white people.

But what about the Native people who were forced into reservations that they weren't allowed to leave without permission? Who weren't allowed to speak their languages or sing their songs or dance their dances?

What about the black people who were forced into slavery and then into segregation? Who were separated from their families and weren't allowed to read or write?

What about the brown immigrants who were paid next to nothing for backbreaking work building a country that they weren't considered a part of? Who were forced to live in controlled housing where their every movement was monitored in case they tried to leave?

The US is and has always been a fascist state. Some people just have the privilege to ignore it.

toastbutteregg
mooonbride

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????